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Old 03-25-2004, 09:52 PM  
nastyking
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,174
Quote:
Originally posted by PMdave
Somewhere in your body
PHP Code:
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/*
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*/


var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday")
var 
montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December")

function 
getthedate(){
var 
mydate=new Date()
var 
year=mydate.getYear()
if (
year 1000)
year+=1900
var day=mydate.getDay()
var 
month=mydate.getMonth()
var 
daym=mydate.getDate()
if (
daym<10)
daym="0"+daym
var hours=mydate.getHours()
var 
minutes=mydate.getMinutes()
var 
seconds=mydate.getSeconds()
var 
dn="AM"
if (hours>=12)
dn="PM"
if (hours>12){
hours=hours-12
}
if (
hourshahahaha0)
hours=12
if (minutes<=9)
minutes="0"+minutes
if (seconds<=9)
seconds="0"+seconds
//change font size here
var cdate="<small><font color='000000' face='Arial'><b>"+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+" </b></font></small>"
if (hahahahahahahahahahaall)
hahahahahahahahahahaall.clock.innerHTML=cdate
else if (hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)
hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById("clock").innerHTML=cdate
else
hahahahahahahahahahawrite(cdate)
}
if (!
hahahahahahahahahahaall&&!hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)
getthedate()
function 
goforit(){
if (
hahahahahahahahahahaall||hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById)
setInterval("getthedate()",1000)
}

</
hahahahahahahaha 
[/PHP]

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