Sssssh!
I probably shouldn't be posting this, but what the hell...
The plan right now is, Usama Bin Laden is currently sitting in the medical brig of the USS Mount Whitney until September 6th 2004 and this news will leak from an anonymous administration source to the Washington Post, where it will sit for the weekend while they decide if they should run with this on Sunday's front page (at least until its then leaked to Matt Drudge) Drudge will blast this from his website that Bin Laden has been captured, Rumsfield will deny everything on the Sunday talk show circuit, but won't comment without a shit-eating grin on his face.
Monday September 6th at 11:00am CST, the White House will call a press conference with Cheney, Rumsfield, Ridge, Tenet, and the rest of the Joint Chiefs annoucing the recent capture of UBL by members of Grey Fox, TF 121, and local militia in the Northeast region of Pakistan.
Keep this under your hat...
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