View Single Post
Old 03-25-2004, 03:35 AM  
erehwon
Confirmed User
 
erehwon's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A secure undisclosed location...
Posts: 3,759
Sssssh!

I probably shouldn't be posting this, but what the hell...

The plan right now is, Usama Bin Laden is currently sitting in the medical brig of the USS Mount Whitney until September 6th 2004 and this news will leak from an anonymous administration source to the Washington Post, where it will sit for the weekend while they decide if they should run with this on Sunday's front page (at least until its then leaked to Matt Drudge) Drudge will blast this from his website that Bin Laden has been captured, Rumsfield will deny everything on the Sunday talk show circuit, but won't comment without a shit-eating grin on his face.

Monday September 6th at 11:00am CST, the White House will call a press conference with Cheney, Rumsfield, Ridge, Tenet, and the rest of the Joint Chiefs annoucing the recent capture of UBL by members of Grey Fox, TF 121, and local militia in the Northeast region of Pakistan.

Keep this under your hat...
__________________
Money NEVER $leep$...
erehwon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote