What you do is sound really interested and offer to buy whatever they are selling. Even offer to buy several of them ( tell them you have alot of grandkids etc. ). Get them really excited about making the sale. Then fill in all the information with them etc.. But when you get to your credit card. Say . hold on my wallets in the bedroom hold on.. Then fake a conversation really loud in the background as if you just caught your wife stealing money from your wallet.. Make alot of smashing sounds and such. Then say " Ill teach you to steal my shit whore take that bitch" , and one final smashing sound . Then say " honey ?? are you okay ?? " act like your freaking out. " honey BREATHE DAMNIT BREATH "... " I CAN'T STOP THE BLEEDING " WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY !!!!!!...
Then come back to the phone.. If they are still there " highly unlikely but nonetheless " if they are say .. Umm " yes sir my wife seems to gone on vacation with my wallet. i will have to call you back some other time.. "
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