>BUMPER STICKERS worth reading
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>1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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>2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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>3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
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>4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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>5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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>6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
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>7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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>8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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>9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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>10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
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>11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
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>12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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>13) Earth i! s the insane asylum for the universe.
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>14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
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>15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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>16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
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>17) Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
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>18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
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>19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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>20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public school.
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>21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
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>22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming
>and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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>23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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>24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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>25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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>26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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>27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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>28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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>29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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>30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
>yourself.
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>31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
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>32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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>33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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>34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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>35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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>36) CAT ~ The Other White Meat!
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>37) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
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>38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes!
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>39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
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>40) Remember My Name ~ You'll Be Screaming It Later.
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>41) Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!
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>42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother
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