I live in Portland, Oregon. We have two sorts of people here: homeless people and robot drones who work for high tech industry. When the local volcanoes are not blowing their tops, it rains incessantly. Strangely, for a place that is so wet, we have very little mud, because any natural mud has long since been washed away. We have the country's largest bookstore, Powell's, and the nation's smallest park, just a couple square feet. Of course, we also have the nation's largest urban forest park, aptly named Forest Park.
Portland is crazy for beverages, being the microbrew capital of the USA and having more gourmet coffeeshops per capita than anywhere in the world. (When my dad last visited, he commented that you couldn't walk 2 blocks without finding a Starbuck's.)
Apparently, Boneprone live here, and I'll let you decide if that's a plus or not.
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