LOL, Abercrombie & Fitch has a t-shirt with an outline of the state of West VA with the caption, "It's all relative in West Virginia".
The governor of the state instead of opening a reasonable dialogue with the company sends a demand for the immediate cessation of sales of the shirt and to destroy all existing stock.
What a maroon... must have presidential aspirations

The shirt is still available at Abercrombie & Fitch if you want to contribute to the governor's distress
