So I haven't been getting signal for my cable internet all morning. I scour my closet to find some phone wire. I finally find a good length of it, get it plugged into the modem and move fucking furniture to get it into the only phone jack in this room. I look at the cable modem, still not connected. I fire up AOL and just as I'm setting up the dialup connection the cable modem lights go on and I've got broadband.
Fucking bastards
