Here's my entry 
Here's the deal though... I've never designed anything 'adult' in my life - just been researching for a while. That content package would likely get me started
I can do the graphic side pretty well. I handle advertising for a living so I understand the concepts of positioning and placement. What I don't know is TGP rules and such, so I don't know if this design will work.
If it looks alright I'll go ahead and splice and optimize the sucker.
Thanks!