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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes:
CD, I thought it was Russel, the one eyed muscle... Hmmm 
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No, that's herbie the one-eyed trowser weasel
I have older brothers and sisters (4 in total, 2 of each...I'm the baby).....so I've heard them all....Here are some of the more memberable names
Thumper (my oldest brother's fav, he's a fireman btw)
Winky the one-eyed whale
The bald avenger (from "war of the roses")
The one-eyed spitting python
Blinky
Stiffy-snake
Tallywhacker
Bonephone (4life?)
Heat-seeking love missile
Velvet-headed monster
Spitting purple helmet
Power bar
Satisfyer
Womb Raider (hee hee)
Pussy-Splitter
Pussy-filler
Pussy-Plunger
Canal-Widener (LOL)
The veiny Redwood
Louisville slugger
There's more, much much more, but I think maybe I'll let you all catch your breath. I'll close with a joke I heard a looooong time ago......
Question -- What has 84 teeth and holds back a ruthless hairy monster??
Answer -- My zipper
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