If there's any Frank Zappa fans here, maybe you've heard of The Illionois Enema Bandit (
http://www.united-mutations.com/k/mi...ndom_notes.htm ), basically Zappa wrote a song about him, quite funny. Anyway, his name was Michael Kenyon, check this out -
http://www.michaelkenyon.com/
Probably no connection whatsoever, but funny nonetheless.