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CDSmith · 05-28-2001, 01:23 AM

LMFAO @ ALL O' Y'ALL!!!

I'll try to get through all of your little tidbits here.

First up: Playa --

man, you must be a real barrel of fun for the chicks. "also i don't eat pussy
its too dangerous"
Ya, dangerous how? Man, I can't TELL you how much I absolutely love to eat pussy. The more beautiful the babe, the more I......well, you get the idea. Sex is about pleasure dewd, and as far as protection goes I only do it with women that I know and trust well. Only long term relationships for me. (currently taking applicants)
Also Playa, sperm can live outside the body for as long as 24 hours. They are resilient little buggers.

The Fly --
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"as if any guy wants a BJ w/ a condom on -- I'd rather watch TV "
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAA!!!!!
You kill me man.

KILL!
Also: "flavored condoms -- give me a fucking break -- I can dip my cock in ice cream and hot fudge (nuts already included) -- that'll taste better than any flavored condom." HAHA! Hell, I'd wrap my dick in pizza if the girl was hungry enough!

Smut --
Messy? Try giving her a cleansing enema before you do the backend boogie, and that should ease your mind about the "mess."

Sincerly, Dr. CD Westheimer

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CD

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05-28-2001, 01:23 AM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	LMFAO @ ALL O' Y'ALL!!! I'll try to get through all of your little tidbits here. First up: Playa -- man, you must be a real barrel of fun for the chicks. "also i don't eat pussy its too dangerous" Ya, dangerous how? Man, I can't TELL you how much I absolutely love to eat pussy. The more beautiful the babe, the more I......well, you get the idea. Sex is about pleasure dewd, and as far as protection goes I only do it with women that I know and trust well. Only long term relationships for me. (currently taking applicants) Also Playa, sperm can live outside the body for as long as 24 hours. They are resilient little buggers. The Fly -- LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "as if any guy wants a BJ w/ a condom on -- I'd rather watch TV " BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAA!!!!! You kill me man. KILL! Also: "flavored condoms -- give me a fucking break -- I can dip my cock in ice cream and hot fudge (nuts already included) -- that'll taste better than any flavored condom." HAHA! Hell, I'd wrap my dick in pizza if the girl was hungry enough! Smut -- Messy? Try giving her a cleansing enema before you do the backend boogie, and that should ease your mind about the "mess." Sincerly, Dr. CD Westheimer <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>