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Originally posted by NetRodent
When you go to the courthouse just talk about "those damn ******s", "money grubbing jews", and "fucking faggot queers".
Or better still, pretend to be very eager to be on a jury. Tell them how you never miss an episode of Texas Justice or the People's Court and you'll be happy to help the Judge with the finer points of the law. You should also mention that you can tell if someone's guilty just by looking at them.
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lol..good ones
I heard about being overly anxious to be on a jury
Maybe I should pretend I have tourette syndrome and yell out things like 'FRY THEM ALL'!
