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Originally posted by Le Dieu des bonnes gens
Now tell me how many wars you have won, not counting civil wars either. WW I/WW II/Cuba/Vietnam/Iraq, correct me if I am wrong, but I only see american soldiers walking back with their heads up their ass. You lose, you lose, you lose.
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Oh I forgot, the French count every war their asses were saved in by another country, a win for themselves..
WW1 - Britian and USA saved your ass.
WW2 - If I remember correctly France surrendered to the Nazis REEEEALLY fucking fast. If it weren't for the Brits and Americans, the only French thing left in the world would be kissing.
Cuban Chrisis - It was a standoff, not a war you dumbfuck.
Vietnam - America's big mistake, although we now have some really good movies from it, and you gotta admit, all that Napalm did look nice.
Iraq - I'm all for it. We need a country we can test out all of our new military toys.
France - Any WMD's ever found should be taken to this location and detinated just for kicks.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
FUCK FRANCE.
