Imagine if you will,
...me bringing titmowse home to meet my parents. I'd sure as shit introduce her as "tit"...
CD -- "Mom, Dad, this is tit. tit? This is my mom & dad"
tit -- "um, pleased to meet you Mr & Mrs Smith"
Parents -- "Is that your real name?"
tit -- "Why, yes it is"
CD -- "Yes, and you'll never guess what her last name is, heh heh heh"
Parents -- "Hmmm, it couldn't possibly be 'mowse' no could it?"
tit -- "Wow, what a great guess, how did you do that?"
Parents -- "Well, we always wanted a titmowse for our son to play with, but could never find any good ones"
CD -- "Well, you guys can relax now, 'cause this titmowse is the BEST one. tit, show em your smileys"
..... and they all lived happily ever after.
(Until the cat showed up)
Damn, my family is warped
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