I've become dependant. My ass is slowly taking the shape of this leather chair. My elbows are raw from the arm rests. My fingers are thin and long, and I can almost spread my fingers from one end to the other.
From "Enter" to "Caps Lock", from "Esc" to "F12" with one wide hand.
I don't know about you, but I spend at least 14 hours a day starring into this glass tit. It's become my lifeline. My connection to the world. I hate leaving this chair. Sleep is a complete fucking waste of my time.
I hear the constant sound of friends joining me in my day, "uh-oh" my ICQ says, as April joins. "Uh-oh" now Tanker, and Boneprone. "Uh-oh" Tam just logged on, and so has Babagirls. Wizzo, still hasn't accepted the invite.
I hear them come, and I hear them go, and still my eyes feed from this glass tit.
At work I should be doing my boss' website, but Fuck it. I'd rather promote AP, and soulcash, so I do.
So until I can get the internet pumped directly into my veins, I'll keep sucking this glass tit...
Anyone else?
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