Darn it! You found out that we are Evil to the second power which when extrapolated (if the male mind is even capable of that) would lead you to conclude:
1) That we know when you have been hiding things since we have already done that ahead of you... (see Evil squared for all extrapolations)
2) That we can always get over on you with a slight twitch of the hips, moistening lips etc...
3) That we always can talk you out of pricey gifts just with the hint of sex...
4) That we think so far ahead of you that it isn't even a contest...(Note sexy undies do not simply appear if you get lucky)
5) We know when you THINK you might get lucky and will be sure and quash that thought whenever we feel slighted... (or imagine we have been)
6) Hmmm... Does just plain 'Smarter' work here? Maybe not in the book sense, but in the know what the guy is thinking, Yep!
And yep, I am VERY high maintenance. Proud of it in fact. But men started that.
*I* never wanted the pedestal treatment. It took years to find a male that says eh? Pedestal?? You think? Doubtful... Huh uh, nope, you want pedestal you have to earn that. He does cook a mean dinner tho, opens doors, sees me to the car door 98% of the time etc etc etc.
But then he was raised by all women too...
No bad feelings Elvis! Let me get these codes figured out with you and THEN we'll talk about your mathematical skills.