Bake

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early
> morning
> > > hours and went home their separate ways.
> > >
> > > The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker
the
> > > night before.
> > >
> > > The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove
> straight
> > > home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
> > > blew chunks."
> > >
> > > The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car
and
> > > wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
> insurance!"
> > >
> > > The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
home,
> > > I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and
> burned
> > > the whole house down!"
> > >
> > > The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke but
again,
> > >
> > > "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."