One of my favorites is:
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most. Used to have that as a bumpersticker on a car.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn?t looking good either.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don?t suffer from stress. I?m the carrier.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the rest of the world.
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
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