I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. How in the hell?!
Old as the damn hills, but one of my favorite all time things. Two of my friends and I used to say that crap to each other all the time. Anytime we were out in public and talking to a sales person, waitress, people in a store, or whoever, one of us would say "you want ice cream cone?" or "Swear to God. I got it at Chunky's for two dollars" and we'd all lose it. No one ever knew what the hell we were talking about. My friend even named her cat Slade.
