It don't hate tits...er, I mean I don't hate your tits...er, I mean I don't hate you, timowse. I could care less about who won on Survivor.
The answer is two: one to hold his dick in the light socket & one to snap the pics. Then they fight over who's website will get the "I Fucked An Alien Light Socket And Lived To Tell About It" content
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