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I dont know what happened to that post.. maybe it took me too long to write it...
here goes..
I am on the way to the CeCash offices this AM.. 530 AM becuase Big B is an early bird...
I hit the freeway.. take the ol 'Stang up to about 80 in 4th.. drop her in 5th and I am on my way... Soon Ive got the 4x4 from hell right on my bumper.. This dude is gonna drive over me I thinkin...
So I grab 4th.. and catch a lane...
No sooner than I get back in 5th and
BAM
Lights.. sirens.. I got a CHP bike right on my ass...
no where to pull over right there on freeway.. so I go to offramp and pull over right off the freeway... Roll down passenger window and get out my liscense to hand it to him....
I MEAN HER
WTF is a damn chick doin on a CHP bike at 530 AM???
"Do you know how fast you were going?" she asks
"No, I just know I had the 4x4 from hell on my bumper and I thought the guy was gonna run me over" I replied.
"I didnt see any truck", she comes back... "You were going 93 MPH and made an unsafe lane change.
"And you didnt see a white chevy 4x4 on my ass??" I asked.
"Nope.. " she says.. "I will be right back".
So I sit.. thinkin she is gonna come back with a ticket for 80-85... as most cops usually cut you a lil slack when you are cool, respectful etc.. as I had been so far ...
FUCK NO... 93 Friggin MPH
I can only see cubic dollar signs as I sign this damn ticket....
"Youre lucky I dont haul your ass in for wreckless" she says
as I sign the ticket...
I think to myself.. "your lucky I didnt jump on these ceramic brakes with 14" front rotors when you lit my ass up.. Your dumb chick ass woulda plowed right into my stang and youda been CHIPY sausage... and I smile and say "yes maam"
she rips me my ticket and splits without another word...
So.. I am shopping for a speedoshop to calibrate this overgeared, overmotored Mustang of mine... and hopefully a judge will cut some slack with calibration paper in hand...
.. but I swear.. when I get to court.. if the damn judge is a bulldyke like this cop was... I am just pleading guilty and getting the hell outta dodge...
Bitch cops suck... Bitch cops on bikes really really suck!!
Big B
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