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Old 03-11-2004, 02:14 AM  
Amputate Your Head
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good freaking christ..... where to start?


okay..... welcome to The 7 Points of Failure:

#1: It actually took four minutes to load that page on a high speed connection. Probably not a good thing.

#2: The chick leaves something to be desired, but that really is a moot point compared to tubby and his boyfriend Sasquatch. WTF?

#3: The spelling and grammar on that site is fucking atrocious. Now, I'm not one of those people that believe that EVERY.... LAST.... WORD.... must be spelled absolutely correctly, or even that proper grammer be strictly adhered to, because let's face it, "dumbed down" works in a lot of cases. But this..... it's beyond marketable dumbing down.

#4: Your webmaster $$$ link goes nowhere.

#5: You have no structure, no format, no cohesion, no flow, no order, the artistry just plain sucks, and overall it's an abomination and a disservice to the Internet and a disgrace to adult entertainment.

#6: Your HTML is horrific. Put down the wysiwyg and back away slowly....

#7: WTF were you thinking??! You should delete this site from existence immediately, bury yourself in the woods up to your neck, and wait for a pack of wolves to come and gnaw on your skull.


Summary:

Positively horrible. Worst site I've ever seen.
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