> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.
>
> 2. Men are never impotent.
>
> 3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
>
> 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
> scream
> with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
>
> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
>
> 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
>
> 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
>
> 8. Women always orgasm when men do.
>
> 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
>
> 10. All women are noisy fucks.
>
> 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo
> in
> the background.
>
> 12. Those tits are real.
>
> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
>
> 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
>
> 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl
> isn't
> disgusted!)
>
> 16. Double penetration makes women smile.
>
> 17. Asian men don't exist.
>
> 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend
> having sex in the bushes,the
> boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you
> if you shove your cock
> in his girlfriend's mouth.
>
> 19. There's a plot.
>
> 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can
> really excite a woman by
> giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
>
> 21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
>
> 22. Men always pull out.
>
> 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from
> her best friend, she'll
> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the
> both of you.
>
> 24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
>
> 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's
> important for him to remind
> her to "suck it".
>
> 26. Assholes are clean.
>
> 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a
> satisfying result for all parties
> concerned.
>
> 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they
> open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
>
> 29. Men don't have to beg.
>
> 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will
> always place one hand firmly
> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the
> other proudly on his hip.
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