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A minister was irate because old Deacon Smith always fell asleep during one
of his sermons. One day the minister decided he would take care of the
problem, so during his sermon, he quietly said, "Everyone who is going to
heaven, please stand up." Everyone except Deacon Smith stood up while the
old deacon snored away. After seating everyone, the minister shouted with a
loud scream, "Everyone going to hell, STAND UP!!" Immediately Deacon Smith
rose to his feet and said, "Pastor, I don't know what we're voting on, but
you and I are the only ones for it."
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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?
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