> > >>A man goes up to the minister at the local church.
> > >>"Reverend," he said, "we have a problem. My wife keeps
> > >>falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing,
> > >>not to mention disrespectful. What should I do?"
> > >>"I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to
> > >>the task," said the minister.
> > >>"Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell
> > >>when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you
> > >>at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good
> > >>poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday,
> > >>Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put
> > >>his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice
> > >>for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones. "Jesus'
> > >>Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the
> > >>leg with the sharp object. "Yes! You are correct,
> > >>Mrs. Jones' came the minister's quick reply. Soon,
> > >>Mrs.Jones nodded off again. And again, the minister
> > >>noticed. Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning
> toward
> > >>Mr. Jones. "My God' howled Mrs.Jones
> > >>as she was stuck again with the pin. "Right again!"
> > >>bellowed the minister,a slight grin on his face. Before
> > >>long, Mrs. Jones again winked off. However, this time
> > >>the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo
> > >>of his sermon, he made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones
> > >>mistook as signals to bayonet his wife with the hat
> > >>pin yet again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve
> > >>say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" As
> > >>Mr. Jones enthusiastically poked his wife's thigh
> > >>with the hat pin piercing her skin she screamed, "You
> > >>stick that freaking thing in me one more time and I'll
> > >>break it in half and shove it up your ass.
> > >>' "AMEN' replied all the women in the congregation.
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