Donny, we knew this about the toilet paper, but did ya have to bring it up? As long has you have though.
You're on a date, you go down on her and find a piece of tolilet paper in your mouth.
You're doin your nooner and its bright in the room. You flip her over for the doogy style poke, look down and see that smear of fresh poop. Could just about kill an erection.
How would you like to be a doctor, just think of what they have to put up with. At least they wear rubber gloves. All could ruin your mood for the photo shoot.
Most models know about this and take care of it. I guess amateurs or first timers may not think of it. Thank god, all the babes at the titty bars clean themselves.
When I go to the doctor, even if I think he is gonna go where I wish he wouldn't, I use the wipes.
Think this was way more than anybody wanted to hear. Maybe it was something that needed said.
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