Found Them! I searched under another board that My boyfriend frequents and searched under sign and found them.
Stupid people should have to wear signs that
just say "I'm Stupid." That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never
mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife & I moved from Texas to California. Our house was full of boxes & there was a U-Haul truck in
our driveway. My friend comes over & says, "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
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A couple of months ago I went fishing with a
buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass & this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
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I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, & you tell us
if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, & I swear he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around & those other three just
swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
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We were trying to sell our car about a year
ago. A guy came over to the house & drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down & grabs the exhaust pipe,
then goes, "Wow, that's hot!" See? If he'd
been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.