In 11th grade I switched high schools and joined the football team, threw a party and invited the whole team, cheerleaders and all, anyway they took over my house and were throwing steaks and shit out the window, there was about an inch of beer on the floor, real bad, about 10 cop cars showed up and the drunks were throwing bottles at the cops. Needless to say they didn't like this very much so they tore down my door and arrested everyone.
Next day they came and pulled me out of class thinking this would embarass me somehow, of course when you're 16 and trying to impress all the new girls, this episode did wonders for my love life
