Where the fuck did you get that email from man?
Its slang all over, so I'll try to translate as slangy-as-I-can
Translation:
@Satan: Sup Dude, you're the man. Really great guy. Looks like we have found another guy that is getting really pissed about our site.
But your page is great!
Hey chairman, we are getting closer to our goal.
Take care,
Webmaster
THE SAAAAATAAAAAN