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Old 04-09-2001, 05:57 PM  
Warphead
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A sailor is ashore on his first leave and wants to get laid. He don't have much $$, when he goes to the whorehouse the madam tells him she can't help him, but if he goes to the end of the alley, there's a shed with a woman that'll give him whatever he wants for 10 bucks.

He does as she says and a nasty, dirty old woman answers the door. He's disgusted, but horny, so he gives her the ten.

They strip and get into bed with all the lights off, he tries to stick it in but she's so dry he can get in. She says "Just a minute" and messes around a second and says "now try."

It goes in smooth and gets it done. Later he says "Hey, what did you do to get it so wet, that was the best lube I've ever seen?"

"I just picked off the scabs and let it run."
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