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Little Pete was sitting ih the house bored, so he went up to his Mum, "Mummy, can you play with me?"
"No son, Mummy is busy right now, go and see your Daddy." So Pete runs into the garage, "Daddy! I'm bored! Come and play with me?"
"Sorry son, I'm really busy at the moment, why not go and ask Grandpa, he's in the garden."
So Pete runs down to the garden and sees Grandpa, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Come and play with me!"
Grandpa looks hard at Pete, "Come into the shed and I'll show you a magic trick..."
"Right then, close your eyes..."
"OK Grandpa"
"Can you feel my hands on your shoulders?"
"Yes Grandpa"
"Can you feel me taking off your pants?"
"Yes Grandpa"
"Can you feel my thumb in your bum?"
"Owww, yes Grandpa"
"Now open your eyes, can you see both my hands in front of your face?"
"Ouch, yes Grandpa!"
"Haha, 'magic'!"
I laughed my ass off - but chickened out of letting my surfers see it!
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