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Old 04-03-2001, 01:48 AM  
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You have totally underplayed the story..

Legend has it, he fucked for 24 hours straight NON STOP without cumming.. Not once.. The following day he still could not, and was a amazement to the women that he was just a fuck machine.. Finally a days later while asleep, he awoke only to find everyone around him asleep.. But he was finally ready to cumm. HE had just woken up, and he now was ready to cumm after days of stright sex not being able to cumm.. He began to relieve himself, and yelled in the room full of people asleep "Arrrrahhhhghghh Im GUNNA CUMM" and came all over the girls back while she was asleep.. But this was not any ordanary orgasism.. Legend has it, there were 12 mosterous squirts very heavy.. Described to be that of a fountain gushing..

I shit you not this is a true story..

In additon, as the story goes he took perfermance enhancers.. The directed dosage reconmended 2-3 tablets prior to intercourse.. According to legend Dank took the dosage and then some.. He was on a very long bus ride on the public bus before he got to the gals house, and was popping the pills like candy.. Before he knew it he had eaten the whole jar of tablets.. A huge huge overdose.. Fucked em up..
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