I think my cock is like 4 feet long. It's been a while since I measured it.
The worst part is that I have two buy two seats on an airplane for it.
Sometimes, I hang it out of my car window when I drive long distances. Fresh air is good for it, or at least that what I've heard.
Everyonce in a while if I'm an a crazy mood, I'll try to smoke a cigarette through it. I have a lot of fun with it at parties, I bring it out talk into it like a microphone. Drives the party guests into a lughing fit. My material is pretty dry, but my delivery knocks their socks off.
I sure do love my 4 foot cock.
[This message has been edited by RedShoe (edited 04-04-2001).]