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lol - you fucker!
that is pasted on one of my gallery pages - i try and have something funny on all of them
try this one
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping
their heads and shells off, and then throwing them out the window.
After he had gobbled a few of them down, an older woman opposite of him said;
"Would you mind not doing that? It is just too disgusting to watch!"
He replied; "Listen Love, It's got nothing to do with you. I've paid my fare
for this journey, and I'll do what I damn well want to do on this train.!"
He carried on ripping the heads and shells off the shrimp, throwing
them out the window, and eating the shrimps.
Finally he had finished his bag of shrimps and settled back for a little
nap.
The woman then started some knitting, and all the man could hear while he
was
trying to nap, was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman; "Could you please
stop
that noise? Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep here?!"
The woman than explains; "It's got nothing to do with you. I've paid my
fare,
and I'll do what I want to do on this train!"
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting needles and threw it all out
the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm
cord.
The man then burst out laughing and said; "Ha, ha, you'll get fined at
least
$200. for that!"
To which the woman replied; "And you'll get six years when the police
smell your finger!"
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