We knew there was something about Britney Spears we'd failed to pick up on. It's all her parents fault.
How could we be so stupid?
When you're inclined to dress as a schoolgirl, hold a snake, kiss a lady, burst out crying during an interview and then get drunk, married and divorced during a shot-gun Las Vegas wedding, blame is bound to rest at the feet of her beloved folks.
According to the 22-year-old, who's obviously got rid of her publicist, because she keeps doing and saying stupid things, her parents make her feel as though she's "trapped in a prison".
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