Hey, Mr. Dangle.... Get a life, or better yet, get lost. Isn't there a vehicle you can get struck by somewhere in your neighborhood? Perhaps a plane on approach to the airport can drop out of the sky and squish you. Heck. I might even pay to see that last one.
Beer is food, and tonight, I may want to eat between the hours of 6 PM and 9 PM. Get the picture, Dingleberry?
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