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I once woke up in a bathtub full of ice, with a note next to the tub saying "call 911, we took one of your kidneys".
The ambulance taking me to the hospital flashed its highbeams at a car driving with no lights on. Turns out that it was a gang initiation, in which the occupants of the car were going to kill the first person who flashed their highbeams.
We would have all been killed, except that since I had forwarded a chain letter to 10 people the day before, I was blessed with good luck and we all made it to the hospital unharmed.
Too bad about my kidney, though.
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