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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house,
slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags.
I won the damn lottery!!!"
The husband says "Omigod! No kidding?! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter...just get the hell out."
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