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Oh where to start...I'm a 47 year former astronaut, half Italian, half German sheppard with a flair for obscene public performance. As a child I was part of Canadian boy band named Right On Red. We were shunned in the US for being too much like Rush even though our music was completely different. We were, however, from Canada like them. Following that I served as a general in the Lithuanian army for two years and led a large battle against a swarm of Pakistani sheep herders. My time battling the sheep herders led me to invent the blow up party sheep which you see in many sex stores now. Using my former boy band stardom as an "in", I was able to start doing gay porn here in the states as an extra. You know, the guy that stands naked in the background of groups scenes and yells "Yeah, fuck him dude!" From there I decided to get into the adult internet running a series of nude celebrity sites featuring celebrities nobody really wanted to see naked (Dabney Coleman, Buddy Hackett, Jonathon Winters). When that didn't work out, I decided to follow the straight and narrow path and go into the family business of doing ultra hardcore kink sites like my forefathers and their pets before them. The end.
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