lol I can't BELIEVE people in here aren't more criminal after all the shit I've read about in here.
I was on probation from 16 to 18 years old for high speed chasing with the cops in my hometown, doing 90 mph in a 30 zone. I was an emancipated minor at 16 and kicked out of high school at 17, told I would be arrested if I was seen on campus again (for selling weed). In college either I or one of my two roommates had to be bailed out of jail just about every weekend for doing some stupid drunken shit or other. I went to jail several times but they always took one look at my innocent face and kept me in the holding cell every time
Funnily enough, I never got in trouble again after I pretty much stopped drinking alcohol

Now I'm old and boring, NEVER get into trouble. Too much to lose.