A year and a half ago, my wife got upset at me because while we were eating cold, leftover oatmeal, her cousin's husband owned stock options worth $5 million at a internet startup.
Anyway, today that same guy has nothing left but a sad story to tell. As for me and the mrs?...we've moved up to fresh, warmed-up oatmeal.
Our goal for next year is to stop buying day-old bread.