Now that I have all of your attention, please

blowing up my ICQ with hoody requests!
This morning began with 18 ICQ windows - all of them either:
"
Him (5:39 AM) : can you hook me up?"
"
Her (8:39 AM) : when are you gonna send my hoody?"
or
"
Them (10:39 AM) : i only have three posts, can i please have one?"
Please understand that there are tonz of you, and only two of us. Loryn (especially) and I are sending shirts/mp3 players/xbox's/ps2's and other shit, but you
WILL have to be patient, please. We have recieved your emails. Contacting us every day is not going to get your stuff there any faster (though sending a bit more traffic or bribing me with sexual favors from fat girls might

)!
Thanks and take care