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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
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DON?T complain that the food doesn?t look like the food in the picture. That is computer generated food, you trailer-trash moron. Besides, if you want everything perfect, you can always go home and make it your damn self.
DON?T complain about how long it?s taking to prepare your food. I can guarantee you that you?re getting it faster then if you were to make it yourself.
DO remember that we?re human and will undoubtedly make mistakes. The nicer you are about our fuck-ups, the better your chances are for receiving free food.
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agreed
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DON?T threaten our jobs. You just make yourself look stupid. Do you honestly think a manager will fire someone who has put months (or even years) of hard work into the company because one person complained? Do you realize how hard it is to get someone to work there in the first place?
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not true, I've fired more then a few people in my restuarant days based on customer complaints. I'll listen to a loyal customer who's been coming in religiously for years over some snotfucked 16 year old
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DON?T call the 800 number to bitch. We just laugh at those reports when they send them back to us.
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this is untrue as well, any company that has an 800# specifically for complaints, acts on those complaints. It may not be as extreme as firing people, but disciplinary measures will be taken. or you just worked for some shitass company who didn't give a shit about it's customers
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DO call the store you visited when you have a problem. The manager in charge is usually so tired and unwilling to argue that they will sacrifice large quantities of free food in order to shut your stupid ass up.
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any manager that does that for those reasons needs to be fired immediately
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DON?T threaten never to come back. Think about that for a minute. Those kids make the same bullshit wage whether you show up or not! Technically speaking, if you don?t show up, that just means less work for them. (That?s a good thing) Also, do you really think a predominant business will go under if your sorry ass doesn?t show up? I hate to break this to you, but your lousy $5 a week doesn?t make a difference.
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no their 5$ does not make a difference, you're right, but word of mouth goes VERY VERY far when it comes to restaurants. Piss off the wrong person and it WILL effect your business. I've seen it happen
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DON?T show up a week later after doing the above.
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DO pull away from the drive-thru as soon as you receive your food. If you suffer from chronic paranoia and must check your food, pull over to the side to do it. There are other people in line besides you.
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never worked anywhere with a drive-through, but i'll check my shit when it's handed to me, the people behind me in line can wait another 8 seconds for me to double check that the retard who can barely read and who doesn't yet have a HS diploma didn't fuck up my order. You'd be surprised how often "No Cheese" gets misconstrued as "smother it with every available slice of cheese in the state" I send about 60% of my orders back because they're too dumb to understand the concept of not adding cheese.
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DON?T order a burger at a taco place and vice-versa. We?ve heard that one before. We are not amused.
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you laugh... you know you do
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DON?T leave your trays on the table when you leave, Mr. Lazy.
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pot calls kettle black
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DON?T fuck with anyone who has direct contact with something you are planning to eat. (You would be surprised at how many people don?t seem to ?get? this concept)
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regardless of whether they "get it" or not, fact remains that fucking with peoples food is a SERIOUS offense, and should the pimplefaced fry jockey get caught that's his ass. Granted, I know better then to fuck with people handling my food, but being the one making the food gives you no right to potentially make people extremely ill
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DO become the ?perfect? customer. Order quickly, pay quickly, and exit quickly.
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a wise man once said "this job would be great, without the customers" - Randall . Clerks