I don't know if you have them where you live but you can always take ANALgin for quick and efficient pain relief
Btw, do you know the blonde joke? A doctor prescribed Analgin to a blonde and after a week on analgin, she got back to him and complained it didn't work. (... blah blah blah ...). Finally the doctor understood she was taking it the wrong way so he got some analgin and wrote ORALgin on it... I know it;s a stupid joke...