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Stangster, to survive at CT, you need to do this:
1) Spot the cunts in your fucking lame team
2) Make sure you don't stay near them
3) If you buy AWP, make sure to have a desert eagle also for when you have to move to long distances.
4) Look at the campers where they make their BBQ.
5) Always rape a camper with the knife. The satisfaction you will get is incredible.
6) Use the grenade and flashbang intelligently.
7) Dont shoot your teammates, friendly fire or not.
8) always run with the smallest possible weapon (you move twice as fast with the knife in your hands then with a huge gun) even if you carry the same weight)
9) if you see me, run
10) You cannot hide from me.
11) I am the hunter, you are the deer.
12) I will rape you if you camp anywhere on the map.
13) Make sure to have an XXX texture to spray on the bastards you kill ;-)
14) If you can, stay with the guys that actually do something.
15 if you play de_dust, RUSH THE FUCKING BOMB SITE, and everything will be fine ;-)
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wiZd0m
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