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What's wrong with stainless steel teeth? Maybe not for kids, but I would love stainless steel teeth. Instead of tooth paste, I would use buffing compund. I would magnetize them, and hang metal objects from them. You could floss with guitar string. I would play mine like a xylophone. I would chew on aluminum foil for the bone chilling sensation.
Hey I think I just discovered a new fetish. Chicks with metal fillings that chew on tinfoil. You could show photos of all the goose bumps, on their breasts, and arms.
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