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Girlfriend problems
Girlfriend problems
Dam, my girlfriend just told me that she was the one who killed my parents as a sacrifice to the devil. She also said she just did a 5 hour fuck fest film with 200 guys.
She said it was about time to be fully honest, and did I mind her once called Bob who was a builder, and had I noticed that she had the operation.
She also felt guilty for selling my house and car for her drugs addiction.
I though we should break up, but then I though "she does make a good cup of tea". Well I am British.
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