RedShoe

Anyone that knows me personally knows I have major shit issues.. And I MEAN MAJOR!!

I never shit in public and when I'm home, I have to shit in the dark with the water running and sometimes I sit there with a towel over my head, just incase the neighbors are peeking in somehow.

ok, that being said. I consider myself an incredible wiper.

I usually pull about 3 feet of double ply paper, and I fold that once. Then I fold that again and wipe with one pass and discard. I usually safety flush at this point so I don't overflow. That's also a big fear of mine.

So I wipe several more times maybe 5 - 6 passes and flush at least at least once during that time. Then I finish with a baby wipe. The cool wetness is quite refreshing. Then I flush for the final time and scrub my hands with the hottest water I can possibly handle.

I never examine my waste.

Are you a good wiper?

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