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Repetitive Monkey · 02-21-2004, 01:07 AM

Last night I had the weirdest dream I have ever had, at least that I can remember.

I dreamt that I walked through a huge mall with an old friend of mine, and then I said to him, "it would be cool to have rollerblades in here". Then I started to rollerblade on my shoes and went fast as fuck, before I bumped into an old girlfriend who was late with some papers. Then I had the need to correct words that were spelled wrong on her paper before she got to turn it in to some weird office.

I also dreamt that I stood beside a group of old people who were drug addicts, and one of them unbelievable enough was my dear old grandfather. He asked me, "so what are YOU on?" to which I replied "nothing of course" before we realized that some senile old lady had wandered off, and we were in a frenzy about finding her so she wouldn't wander out into the traffic or something.

And the last thing I dreamt before waking up was that I stood in the hallway looking out the door while taking off my shoes. Then I saw a UFO, and tried to get a friend-who was in another sector of the hallway taking off his shoes-to see it before it disappeared.

Oh yeah, and I don't believe in dreams making an arbitrary form of sense (black crows means death, etc - gupsy shit like that), so don't even go there. I believe dreams are just creative masturbation.

So...Tell us about your weirdest dream, if you can still remember it?

02-21-2004, 01:07 AM
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	What's your weirdest dream? Last night I had the weirdest dream I have ever had, at least that I can remember. I dreamt that I walked through a huge mall with an old friend of mine, and then I said to him, "it would be cool to have rollerblades in here". Then I started to rollerblade on my shoes and went fast as fuck, before I bumped into an old girlfriend who was late with some papers. Then I had the need to correct words that were spelled wrong on her paper before she got to turn it in to some weird office. I also dreamt that I stood beside a group of old people who were drug addicts, and one of them unbelievable enough was my dear old grandfather. He asked me, "so what are YOU on?" to which I replied "nothing of course" before we realized that some senile old lady had wandered off, and we were in a frenzy about finding her so she wouldn't wander out into the traffic or something. And the last thing I dreamt before waking up was that I stood in the hallway looking out the door while taking off my shoes. Then I saw a UFO, and tried to get a friend-who was in another sector of the hallway taking off his shoes-to see it before it disappeared. Oh yeah, and I don't believe in dreams making an arbitrary form of sense (black crows means death, etc - gupsy shit like that), so don't even go there. I believe dreams are just creative masturbation. So...Tell us about your weirdest dream, if you can still remember it?