Here's one for today:
A woman is cooking some food in her kitchen. She's going all out on it and it smells delicious. She hears the phone ring and she goes to answer..She totally forgets about the food while she's talk a storm with her friend on the phone. She hangs up and smells something horrid. Her food is burning. She walks into the kitchen to see her stove on fire. She panics and calls the fire department. She's yelling and crying "My kitchen is on fire please come quick!" The fireman is trying to calm her down saying "mam, please calm down please tell us how to get to your place. The woman somewhat disgusted says in reply "DUH, big red truck!"
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Sometimes you just don't get it.
